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Dude, neither one of these is marked.
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Which one's the cheeseburger?
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Mmm, this one's cheeseburger,
this one's hamburger.
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Oh no, wait. Maybe...
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- This one's cheeseburger.
- Dude!
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Hey, give me those!
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(Groaning)
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My tooth!
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I bit the bone.
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There's no bones in a hamburger.
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Must have been the cheeseburger.
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- It really hurts.
- You should go see the dentist.
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The demonic drill-wielding monster
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who steals your teeth to
appease the fairy gods?
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No way, Jose!
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I love going to see my dentist.
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He's got this really great assistant Holly.
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She's always like, "hey, Rudy."
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And I'm like, "haw-ro."
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And she's like, "good to see you."
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And I'm like, "hawrr..."
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It is really tough to talk with all
the dental equipment in your mouth.
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It doesn't have anything to
do with the dental equipment.
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Look how hot she is.
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Both: Haw-ro.
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Come on, Jack.
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You don't need to find
a team. We're your team.
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Guys, the commando battle
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is the most elite paintball
tournament in the country.
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I really want to win,
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but, no offense... I'm not
sure you guys are up to it.
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Seriously? I share one
bathroom with seven sisters.
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It's a war zone of curling
irons, hairnets and zit cream.
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And then there's all their stuff.
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This is serious, guys.
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The team from the southold military
academy has won four straight years.
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Come on, Jack, you'll be our team leader
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and we'll follow any order you give us.
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Yeah.
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You guys really want to do this?
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Yeah.
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Okay, fine. But from now on, I'm not
your friend Jack. I am sergeant Jack.
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I'm gonna spend the next
three hours teaching you
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how to fire your paintball guns.
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Aw, let's do this!
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But first I'm gonna go to the
deli and grab a little nosh.
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Milton!
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Seriously, Jack?
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Three hours?
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It's a paintball gun. I think
we all know how to fire...
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yeah, no, three hours sounds about right.
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Give me that!
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Don't you get all tough with me
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I'm saying, won't you
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go kick it with me?
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And we could have a
ball, run up the wall
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-
that's just how we do
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Come on
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and no matter how
much I chop and punch
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it's not as cool as
kickin' it with you
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here we go, let's start the party
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chop it up like it's karate
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everybody
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won't you
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come kick it with me?
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And we could have a
ball, run up the wall
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that's just how we
do
come on
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and no matter how
much I chop and punch
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it's not as cool as
kickin' it with you.
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(Snoring)
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- (Bugle playing "reveille")
- (Screaming)
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(Song continues on tape)
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Rise and shine, ladies!
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Oh, no, there's ladies here?
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Wait a minute. I went to sleep at home.
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How did I get here?
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I had a dream I was picked up and
carried away by a beautiful sasquatch.
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I had the same dream.
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Both: You!
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Get in line, maggots!
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I am not your friend!
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I am your drill instructor!
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You may have entered
this boot camp as boys,
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but you are going to leave as men!
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Oh, finally, I'm going
to get some body hair.
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Jerry, do you want share a pit stick?
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I'll give you a pit stick!
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Put on those backpacks
and move it, move it!
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(Groaning) Oh!
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Get up, maggot!
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All right, Milton, you have 20 seconds
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to get out from under your box, run
across the courtyard, and free Jerry
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before this automatic paintball
machine opens fire on him.
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Huh?
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I get it... testing
my courage under fire.
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- Let's do this.
- Okay.
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And go!
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(Watch ticking)
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It's kind of dark in here.
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Ooh, kind of hard to breathe.
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Walls are closing in!
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(Yelps)
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Gotta get out of that box, soldier!
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(Screams) I'm freaking out!
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Oh, I'm freaking out, I tell ya!
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(Screaming)
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All right, Milton's gone a.W.O.L., Jerry.
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You gotta save yourself.
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Jerry?
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(Watch beeps)
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Oh, what happened to you?
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Kickin' it with you!
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All right, Phil, Holly is a
very busy dental hygienist,
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but she's agreed to come
down here and talk to you.
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I don't want your dental witch coming.
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Once she's here, she'll show her true self
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and turn into a hideous
beast with wings and horns.
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Ooh! Here she comes.
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Be cool, man.
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Hey, Rudy.
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Haw-ro!
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So where's your friend
who's afraid of the dentist?
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Oh.
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You'll never take me, tooth demon!
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(Screams)
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(Glass smashing)
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I really appreciate you coming down here
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and helping calm my
friend's fear of dentists.
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Oh, I'm glad to help, Rudy.
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(Moaning)
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Phil?
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Let me take a little
look inside your mouth.
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No.
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- Just a little peek.
- No!
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Just open a little bit.
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A little bit more.
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Little
bit... oh!
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His tooth is a black festering mass of rot.
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I told you you needed to
make an appointment, Phil.
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And Holly's office is one
of the best in the world.
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That's right. In fact, world-famous doctor
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Bjorn Bjorklund is joining our staff.
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And he's coming all the way from Sweden.
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But I don't want to go to the dentist.
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Aww.
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I know how to handle this.
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Phil, if you go to the dentist...
(Exhaling)
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...you get to go home
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- with this!
- (Shouts)
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She is a demon! She used her powers
to turn that balloon into a weiner dog!
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(Screaming)
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Hey, what are you doing here?
It's not even 6:00 A.M. yet.
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Oh, to help us beat southold, I've been
reading this book on military tactics.
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I even practiced a sneak attack on my mom.
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Now Jerry and I are working a camouflage.
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Look around, Jack.
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I'm totally hidden.
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See if you can find me. Oooh!
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By the way, this is Jerry talking.
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Jerry Martinez.
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Hmm, I wonder where he could be.
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You know, it just makes me
so mad that I can't find him.
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Makes me just want to punch something...
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Like this dummy.
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(High voice) I would
go with the punching bag.
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No, no, no. It's
definitely this ugly dummy.
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(Grunting)
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(Whining) I think he knows I'm here.
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(Grunts)
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Jack, we got here early
because we want you to know
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that we're taking this seriously.
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We're not going to let you down.
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You guys, I... I
appreciate that,
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but it's not necessary.
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- I'm not your leader anymore.
- Both: What?
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This is lieutenant Donovan from
the southold military academy.
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Soldier.
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Weakling.
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Weirdo.
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They asked me to join their squad.
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Oh, really?
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I bet a big tough guy like
you is going to cry like a baby
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when he tells you no!
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I told him yes, Jerry.
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(Squealing) Oh, he quit our team!
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Milton, he quit our team!
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I'm sorry, but you two weren't
ready for the commando battle.
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I never would have had
a chance with you guys.
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This is better for everyone.
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How is this better for us?
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You're right. It's better for me.
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Tac-ops starts at 0600!
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Then we'll hit the d-fac, divide
our m.R.E.S and get some randr!
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I'm sorry, what?
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Practice starts in 20 minutes, then
we'll go to Phil's, split a pizza,
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and, you know, hang.
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- Why didn't you just say that?
- I did.
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No, you didn't.
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- Now fall in, soldier!
- What?
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Let's just go.
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(Groans)
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Hey, come on!
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And I just want to add a quick note.
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"Hey, Holly, sorry about yesterday.
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Great to see you. Yours, Rudy.
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P.S., you're the light of my
life, I love you, marry me."
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(Laughs)
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I can't write that.
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That's crazy.
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Uh, change, "hey, Holly" to "'sup, girl?"
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Hey, Rudy.
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Hey, Holly!
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I mean, 'sup, girl?
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This is my fiance, Bart.
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(Stammering) Bart "the bone
breaker" banks is your fiance?
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He's the toughest linebacker
in pro f-f-football.
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Rudy, are you all right?
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(Moaning)
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I saw your game last week, Bart.
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That was a crazy hit you made.
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Yeah, that referee had it coming.
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I didn't like the way he
was looking at my Holly.
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(Laughs)
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You just... you hit
him because of the way
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he was looking at your...
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(mumbles) Her?
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Why would anyone want to look at that?
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I mean, I would, but...
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I gotta go.
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Gotta get those flowers back.
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(Muttering) Okay.
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All right, congrats again.
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I am so dead!
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Our next team competing
in the commando battle
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is four-time defending champion
the southold military academy!
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Fall in! And hup hup hup hup!
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Company, halt!
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Hup hup!
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Present arms!
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(All cocking)
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Hup hup!
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Very impressive.
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Our last competitors,
the wasabi warriors!
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Uh, no no, ref, I'm
sorry. That's a mistake.
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That team's not competing anymore.
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Company, hut!
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The champs are here so let's begin
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Wasabi warriors gonna win
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We the best and you guys ain't
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Better get ready to eat our paint!
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Boom shaka laka laka,
boom shaka laka laka
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Boom, shaka laka laka, boom!
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(Dance music playing)
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I heard you boys dropped out.
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We decided to drop back in, your honor!
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"Sir."
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Your honor, sir!
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You guys actually think you have a
chance of winning this competition?
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All: That's a fact, Jack!
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Here we go... we have team green, team
orange, team yellow and team purple.
261
00:11:55,982 --> 00:11:58,516
Actually, it's more of a Violet.
262
00:11:58,518 --> 00:12:01,586
It's not Violet. Technically,
it's called midnight eggplant.
263
00:12:01,588 --> 00:12:03,388
No, it's not, this is Violet.
264
00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:04,556
- Have you ever seen an eggplant?
- Yes, I have.
265
00:12:04,558 --> 00:12:06,524
It looks just like this.
266
00:12:06,526 --> 00:12:07,826
(Both bickering)
267
00:12:07,828 --> 00:12:11,396
Dudes! What is wrong with you two?
268
00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:12,864
We're dusty lavender, sir.
269
00:12:12,866 --> 00:12:14,866
Okay, purple it is.
270
00:12:16,268 --> 00:12:17,137
Rules are simple...
271
00:12:17,168 --> 00:12:19,537
If you get hit with another
team's paint, you're out.
272
00:12:19,539 --> 00:12:20,872
Team with the last man standing wins.
273
00:12:20,874 --> 00:12:23,374
- Any questions?
- Excuse me?
274
00:12:23,376 --> 00:12:25,643
I thought there was going
to be a pre-battle mixer?
275
00:12:25,645 --> 00:12:28,613
So I made everybody some deviled eggs!
276
00:12:28,615 --> 00:12:30,949
(Buzzer sounds)
277
00:12:30,951 --> 00:12:32,517
(Yelps)
278
00:12:32,519 --> 00:12:33,885
Run!
279
00:12:52,371 --> 00:12:55,473
Great, the card's unopened.
She hasn't seen it yet.
280
00:12:57,042 --> 00:12:59,577
Susie, don't overbook
Dr. Bjorklund tomorrow.
281
00:12:59,579 --> 00:13:01,946
He's going to be tired
from his flight from Sweden.
282
00:13:01,948 --> 00:13:03,081
Whoa!
283
00:13:03,083 --> 00:13:05,583
Oh!
284
00:13:05,585 --> 00:13:07,652
(With accent) I'm Dr. Bjorklund.
285
00:13:09,054 --> 00:13:11,523
Howdy doody to youdy, Judy.
286
00:13:11,525 --> 00:13:14,359
Oh, we weren't expecting you till tomorrow.
287
00:13:14,361 --> 00:13:17,695
Oh, well, my cuckoo clock was fast.
288
00:13:17,697 --> 00:13:21,666
I hate it when your cuckoo
goes cuckoo, don't you too too?
289
00:13:21,668 --> 00:13:24,435
Oh, actually, it's a good
thing that you're early.
290
00:13:24,437 --> 00:13:27,338
We have a walk-in patient who
needs an immediate tooth extraction.
291
00:13:27,340 --> 00:13:30,408
(Screaming)
292
00:13:31,577 --> 00:13:33,645
I can't take the pain!
293
00:13:33,647 --> 00:13:35,847
But I'm so afraid!
294
00:13:35,849 --> 00:13:39,851
Oh, this is nice for an evil death lair.
295
00:13:42,488 --> 00:13:44,455
Oh. (Laughs)
296
00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:47,626
Uh, okay.
297
00:13:47,657 --> 00:13:51,496
Looks like I have no choice but to
take a little look at your tooth.
298
00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:54,899
Um, does this one hurt?
299
00:13:56,001 --> 00:13:57,735
(Moans)
300
00:13:57,737 --> 00:13:59,771
What about this one?
301
00:13:59,773 --> 00:14:01,673
(Moans)
302
00:14:01,675 --> 00:14:03,408
How about...
303
00:14:03,410 --> 00:14:05,677
(screams)
304
00:14:05,679 --> 00:14:07,779
I think we found it.
305
00:14:11,984 --> 00:14:14,085
(Bullets pelting)
306
00:14:25,998 --> 00:14:28,066
(Guns firing)
307
00:15:06,639 --> 00:15:09,040
Wha... Jack
just shot him.
308
00:15:09,042 --> 00:15:11,476
He looked him right in
the eye and he shot him!
309
00:15:11,478 --> 00:15:13,678
Who does that?!
310
00:15:15,714 --> 00:15:17,081
I'm hyperventilating.
311
00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:19,784
I can't die now. I've
never even kissed a girl!
312
00:15:19,786 --> 00:15:21,586
You've never even held hands with a girl.
313
00:15:21,588 --> 00:15:22,948
You've never even talked to a girl.
314
00:15:22,979 --> 00:15:24,822
Look, I have a lot of
things to do with girls!
315
00:15:24,824 --> 00:15:27,625
Look, Jack's right, man.
We're not cut out for this.
316
00:15:27,627 --> 00:15:28,793
What are we going to do, Milton?
317
00:15:28,795 --> 00:15:31,896
Didn't you learn anything from those
battle-strategy books you were reading?
318
00:15:31,898 --> 00:15:34,165
Yes.
319
00:15:34,167 --> 00:15:36,801
And I know exactly what we're going to do.
320
00:15:38,537 --> 00:15:41,439
I surrender. Please don't hurt me.
321
00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:46,044
Okey dokey.
322
00:15:46,046 --> 00:15:49,213
We're going to take out that
naughty tooth lickety-split.
323
00:15:49,215 --> 00:15:52,116
Here's a syringe filled with numbing agent.
324
00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:54,819
- Thank you very much,
Holly... - (Needle piercing)
325
00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:13,004
Um, maybe you'd like to put some
cotton in his mouth with these tongs?
326
00:16:18,544 --> 00:16:20,178
(Grunts)
327
00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:21,879
Oh.
328
00:16:25,551 --> 00:16:26,951
Suction, doctor?
329
00:16:26,953 --> 00:16:28,553
Ah.
330
00:16:35,494 --> 00:16:38,162
- (Air hissing)
- (Groaning)
331
00:16:39,732 --> 00:16:41,866
(Panting)
332
00:16:41,868 --> 00:16:45,737
Well, now that I've sucked
your boogers, we can proceed.
333
00:16:48,140 --> 00:16:50,208
(Needles piercing)
334
00:16:52,277 --> 00:16:56,080
That's a big old oopsy-doopsy!
335
00:16:56,082 --> 00:16:57,648
Doctor, do you need some help?
336
00:16:57,650 --> 00:16:59,884
(Grunts)
337
00:16:59,886 --> 00:17:01,552
No, nothing to worry about.
338
00:17:01,583 --> 00:17:05,720
I think I was quick enough to get
it out before the numbing agent...
339
00:17:06,725 --> 00:17:07,959
(both gasping) Rudy!
340
00:17:07,961 --> 00:17:10,528
No no, I'm Dr. Bjorklund, I...
341
00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:12,597
my mask came off, didn't it?
342
00:17:14,566 --> 00:17:16,567
Bart, what are you doing here?
343
00:17:16,569 --> 00:17:18,870
I was coming to see you when
I saw these flowers outside
344
00:17:18,872 --> 00:17:21,739
with a love letter
attached for you, from Rudy.
345
00:17:21,741 --> 00:17:23,107
Now who's Rudy?
346
00:17:23,109 --> 00:17:26,044
Oh, that's Rudy. You met him the other day.
347
00:17:26,046 --> 00:17:28,112
Oh, I'm sorry.
348
00:17:28,114 --> 00:17:31,082
I'm really not good with names.
349
00:17:31,084 --> 00:17:33,084
Now I remember. I'm gonna crush you!
350
00:17:33,086 --> 00:17:35,286
(Grunting)
351
00:17:38,557 --> 00:17:40,625
(Crying)
352
00:17:40,627 --> 00:17:42,627
Now stand up and fight me like a man.
353
00:17:45,931 --> 00:17:47,165
(Grunts)
354
00:17:48,867 --> 00:17:51,969
Oh! My tooth came out!
355
00:17:51,971 --> 00:17:54,672
I feel no pain! Thank you!
356
00:17:54,674 --> 00:17:57,742
Oh, you should become a dentist, Mr. Bart!
357
00:17:57,744 --> 00:17:59,944
You'd be much better at
that than at football!
358
00:17:59,946 --> 00:18:01,846
You are awful!
359
00:18:01,848 --> 00:18:03,714
- (Grunts)
- Oh!
360
00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:10,988
Throw down your weapon.
361
00:18:10,990 --> 00:18:12,356
Where's the rest of your team?
362
00:18:12,358 --> 00:18:14,225
Jerry panicked and climbed out the window
363
00:18:14,227 --> 00:18:17,361
of the men's room. It's just me and Sydney.
364
00:18:17,363 --> 00:18:18,629
Sydney, now!
365
00:18:44,990 --> 00:18:47,391
Surrender, Jack! It's over.
366
00:18:47,393 --> 00:18:49,160
He's right. We've got
you right where we...
367
00:18:49,162 --> 00:18:50,862
ow!
368
00:18:50,864 --> 00:18:53,664
Not cool, dude. I'm not wearing a cup.
369
00:18:54,900 --> 00:18:56,801
It's just the two of us, Jack.
370
00:18:56,803 --> 00:18:58,769
Get ready to eat paint.
371
00:19:00,939 --> 00:19:02,707
(Grunts)
372
00:19:02,709 --> 00:19:05,743
(Gun clicking)
373
00:19:11,083 --> 00:19:13,251
Sounds like you're out of paint.
374
00:19:14,653 --> 00:19:17,822
You're smart, Milton. But you
didn't think of everything.
375
00:19:23,195 --> 00:19:26,664
Actually, I did.
376
00:19:28,300 --> 00:19:29,934
Purple paint?
377
00:19:29,936 --> 00:19:32,770
(Low voice) That's not purple, punk.
378
00:19:33,705 --> 00:19:35,840
(Grunts)
379
00:19:37,376 --> 00:19:40,344
That's dusty lavender.
380
00:19:42,047 --> 00:19:43,714
(Buzzer sounds)
381
00:19:43,716 --> 00:19:45,783
- We did it!
- Whoo!
382
00:19:45,785 --> 00:19:48,853
The winner of this year's
commando battle is...
383
00:19:48,855 --> 00:19:52,089
The wasabi warriors!
384
00:19:52,091 --> 00:19:54,258
(All applauding)
385
00:19:56,862 --> 00:19:59,797
Wow. You guys really
pulled this thing off.
386
00:19:59,799 --> 00:20:02,400
I... I'm sorry I
underestimated you.
387
00:20:02,402 --> 00:20:04,402
Yes, you did.
388
00:20:04,404 --> 00:20:06,404
I never should have bailed on you.
389
00:20:06,406 --> 00:20:09,740
Permission to be on
your team next year, sir?
390
00:20:09,742 --> 00:20:11,909
Permission granted.
391
00:20:12,978 --> 00:20:14,946
Company fall in!
392
00:20:14,948 --> 00:20:17,949
It looked like we
couldn't make the cut!
393
00:20:17,951 --> 00:20:20,084
Both:
it looked like we
couldn't make the cut!
394
00:20:20,086 --> 00:20:22,019
Then team wasabi kicked some butt!
395
00:20:22,021 --> 00:20:23,888
Then team wasabi kicked some butt!
396
00:20:23,890 --> 00:20:25,323
- Whoo!
- All: Boom shaka laka laka!
397
00:20:25,325 --> 00:20:26,357
Boom shaka laka laka!
398
00:20:26,359 --> 00:20:27,992
Boom shaka laka laka...
399
00:20:29,861 --> 00:20:32,096
Boom!
400
00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:42,907
(Bugle playing "reveille")
401
00:20:48,413 --> 00:20:50,047
Rise and shine, goldilocks!
402
00:20:50,049 --> 00:20:54,318
Only 364 more days till
next year's competition!
403
00:20:54,320 --> 00:20:56,487
Uh, how did I get here?
404
00:20:56,489 --> 00:20:58,422
I had a dream that I was
picked up in a shopping cart
405
00:20:58,424 --> 00:21:01,492
by a baboon and a freckled stork!
406
00:21:06,331 --> 00:21:09,967
Get down and give us 50, maggot!
407
00:21:12,504 --> 00:21:15,039
I'm not giving you 50.
408
00:21:15,041 --> 00:21:17,275
I'm not giving you one.
409
00:21:17,277 --> 00:21:19,510
Here's what's gonna happen...
410
00:21:19,512 --> 00:21:21,379
I am getting in this shopping cart
411
00:21:21,381 --> 00:21:24,482
and you two are going to take me
home, and I'm going back to bed!
412
00:21:24,484 --> 00:21:26,317
Is that clear?!
413
00:21:26,319 --> 00:21:29,920
Both: Very clear!
414
00:21:31,356 --> 00:21:32,857
Maggot.
415
00:21:37,863 --> 00:21:39,930
(Theme music playing)
416
00:22:00,819 --> 00:22:02,953
(Dog growls, barks)
417
00:22:03,003 --> 00:22:07,553
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